Before I slipped and split my brow My train collided with a cow People say you should live in the here and now But if it ends that fast, I'm not sure how And while I'm staggered by the first throw Luck tends to swing around for another fresh blow I'm spent for tears but I got a few hits While I was lying in this Ditch! I don't get paid enough for this The late nights and rushed commits I lost all my friends to work the business Final thoughts are attractive, but the fact is You can't make somebody suffer if they're gone My boss thought that I was just a cretin Out of sympathy, I let him So depressing, so depressing But they say you can't complain When you've got a fine job and a respectable name But in the mirror you still feel a pang of shame Just stay in line and keep the queue Stiff upper lip as the years waste away for you This time I'm standing at the front of the firing line I'm fine The exit hole in the back of my head won't change my mind If you've got a better plan, then I'm all ears You can't die if you've been dead for years Final thoughts are attractive, but the fact is You can't make somebody suffer if they're gone My boss thought that I was just a cretin Out of sympathy, I let him So depressing (It was so depressing) I could never tell my parents that I was leaning to nothingness Tried to turn it into something productive Hey It's not unusual to fantasize about the apocalypse All the times you called me lazy Ironically picking daisies Raise a toast Clap your hands, and cheer to being Anywhere but here This time I'm standing at the front of the firing line I'm fine The exit hole in the back of my head won't change my mind If you've got a better plan, then I'm all ears You can't die if you've been dead for years Wasting precious time commuting for hours Feels like I will never make it back home I'm spending all my hard-earned cash on crowded trains Stripped of my wealth just to play out the longest game If you don't make back what you put in It's time to cast the line back out again This time I'm standing at the front of the firing line I'm fine The exit hole in the back of my head won't change my mind If you've got a better plan, then I'm all ears You can't die if you've been dead for years I don't get paid enough for this The late nights Dumb fights, and rushed commits I lost all my friends to work the business So I think it's time for a paradigm shift You've been dead for years! Oh!