I'm fucking
Sick of this shit but I can't say no
Ass-first down chimneys I'm a hoe hoe
When I bake my rum cake
It's more rum than cake
Cause it helps me forget that my identity is fake
Pissed off cause parents make me part of lie, I'm their tool
I'am a bribe and I know why hear we go again
You better be a good boy better be polite or you won't get that toy
Greeeeed your greeeeed makes you good good
Don't come from within well then maybe it should
Let's go motherfucker
Let's go motherfucker
Got one . eight billion homes to cover
These gifts ain't gonna deliver themselves
There's a note on you back
Man fuck those elves
Jingle Jingle motherfucker
Jingle Jingle motherfucker
Milk and cookies ain't worth the fucking effort cocksucker
I ride all day with dear shit hitting my face
What happens when they grow up and learn the truth
Santa ain't real there goes your childhood
You can always buy shit to show that you care
Even if it's a tie or some underwear
Use more giltter use more plastic use more paper to wrap
Even the North fucking pole is polluted with your crap
Them elves have spoken
They can't work for free dam right that shit is legit slavery
Let's go motherfucker
Let's go motherfucker
Got one.eight billion homes to cover
These gifts anint gonna deliver themselves
Who drank all the beer
Man fuck those elves
Jingle Jingle motherfucker
Jingle Jingle motherfucker
Milk and cookies ain't worth the fucking effort
All the way from north pole to your stupid fireplace
Fuck it I'm done I'm giving to those in need
I quit I can be better I can finally be free
Giving to those in need it and I'll stop talking
Do it or I'll be back to take a shit in your stalking
Do it or I'll be back to take a shit in your stalking
Do it or I'll be back to take a shit in your stalking