Welcome, little children At play among the tombs A trail of treats will lead you Into candy covered rooms Granite pestles crush their tiny pelvises to dust Smashing with unholy lust You and your burnout friends Were suckered by the witch's tale Caves replete with the devil's leaf And a map for sale So, to the catacombs With plunder as your goal Stumble bums, trap door sprung, You were knocked out cold Welcome, lonely traveler Engaged in self-abuse Your love of iron maidens Will be put to grisly use Piercing shrieks of torture from behind a metal mask Blood collects in oaken casks You hear a muffled scream Through a freshly mortared crypt Slimy tendrils coat the walls Where the coffin juices drip A filthy denim vest You find abandoned on the chamber floor Mortal fear; your blood runs cold At the sound of the creaking door The screams of your friends echo from afar Panicked, you race through the torch-lit halls Into the abattoir Kill! Kill! Kill! You fall to your knees In the human debris And we chortle at your feeble cries You kick and you scream As you're dragged 'cross the floor No mercy, no pity, you're destined to die In our inner sanctum Chained to the floor of a catacomb cell In our inner sanctum You will be wracked with the tortures of Hell In our inner sanctum Tears stream from your bloodshot eyes In our inner sanctum Die!