Sweat drenched, exhale the holy smoke.
Feel its power take over your soul
Enter the realm of pain and death
You are now under its control
Bow to its hellish majesty
Its will shall be done
The THC Crystal Mountain
Many others have come to kneel before it, they are just slaves
Forever lost inside its bast and terrible maze
These stoners are cursed forever to be
Endlessly Jones-ing without any Weed
Lost for eternity
You are not going to share their fate
It has something else for you in store
You have been chosen to command
Its armies in the Marijuana wars
Bow to its hellish majesty
Its will shall be done
The THC crystal mountain
You are not going to share their fate
It has something else for you in store
You have been chosen to command
Its armies in the Marijuana wars
Bow to its hellish majesty
Its will shall be done
The THC crystal mountain
The ground below begins to mutate
Forming into a giant gate
A wormhole to get back to earth
The Marijuana army now awaits
Screaming souls begin to billow
Like smoke rising out of a bong
From the top of the horrible mountain
Swirling in a terrifying maelstrom
Bow to its hellish majesty
Its will shall be done
The THC crystal mountain
Roaches of those forgotten
The very foundation of his creation
Harvesting (the) THC
Of his deceased malpractice victims
Inherit has scraps of those who've died
His supply will be multiplied
With their has he'll create
Form them from resin, kief coagulates
Golems of gathered hashish
Soldiers of stoned await injection
By Syringes filled with errl
The med card you carry
Could mean your life
Suspended animation of wax combined
With their has he'll create
Form them from resin, kief coagulates
His stoned eyes now awake
Born form the oven, baked
Sticky fleshed monstrosity
Brownish globs maneuvering
Ever so stinkily
Figure stumbles clumsily
Golem sparkling ever crystally
One hit of his very fiber
Could drive a mortal insane
Granules of potent slate
Hashish melded with hate
The ashtray is his playground
Mutating fallen joints together
Brown blocks finally complete
Finding a home within the structure
The med card you carry
Could mean your life
Suspended animation of wax combined
Inherit hash scraps of those who've died
His supply will then be multiplied