Sativa master, Mighty lord of weed (Mighty lord of weed) Please grant your knowledge unto me The foul bringer of bud shall be reborn in the smoke (Reborn in the smoke) Invoke holy spirit of the one most dank Long have we Traveled seeking Weed most devine We must get high You stand upon necks of authority At each side the bongs of chaos Thousands of dead shall lay before me Roasting the bones of our enemy The enemy Read from Papyrus Containing the Spell to Protect Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is in the Bong Water Protection from the loathsome non smokers we seek Oh great one of exalted herb please bestow us with your dank gifts Bowls that burn the souls of the slain Praise to the altars of glass Bless us with your exhalation Open your holy lungs Savage and unmerciful Laying waste to everything Primordial anger Now unleashed! You stand upon necks of authority At each side the bongs of chaos Thousands of dead shall lay before me Roasting the bones of our enemy The enemy Read from Papyrus Containing the Spell to Protect Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is in the Bong Water