Touring down town Looking for a piece of Easy action Found my luck with some dumb Good-looking hore Got to her place And found the bed I worked my ass off Bouncing up and down Like a sex-machine But few weeks later, go See the doc I was sitting in a bar Drinking, when this bitch stepped Up aside me She said, hey mister, know what? I'm wearing nothing underneath So we went outside She lifted up her skirt And bend over a car Her little white ass Was there to take But there I stood With my dick looking like A fuckin' cocktail-sausage I once knew this girl A real mean Teaser she was Walking 'round the flat all day Turning me on I made my move Wanted to fuck her so bad There was nothing I was more ready for But as I was strugling, she said: Got a condom? What? - I ain't wearing rubber on my thing Missy! Down Down the drain Again and again