A flock of old crow Flew in my window I think you know what that means It was a Monday night with enough obligation To justify some time for wasting And from the passenger seat The snowbanks looked soft And the ice on the road looks hard and smooth It was a trunk the size of a small sedan Can you drive? Oh, I know you can! It was a test of luck not long enough Just up the hill and back down for a laugh And he said get in the cab and I could And I would if it didn't feel so good in the bed Snow feels fine and in my head there's a lapse of time And I'm not dead, I'm just not alive I'm whiskey drunk and we're going Someplace new It was Axel Rose and his appetite for destruction Through the worst speakers I've ever heard The sound of winter clothes and a stuffed-up nose And a suspicion of a game warden And these things don't get any safer over time We just begin to forget the danger in these drives It was a truck the size of a small sedan Can you drive? Oh, I know you can! It was a test of luck not long enough Just up the hill and back down for a laugh And he said throw it into third and he did And he had speed to make it up the hill And from the bed the world flies by In reverse the straight ahead I wave goodbye To my fuck-ups, but for now just do your best Avoid the ditch and let the tire chains do the rest