Well he wondered what His life would be like With the prettiest boy in town On a rainy tuesday morning So he put his helmet on He put his helmet on He put his helmet on Well he wondered what His life would be like With the prettiest boy in town With the perfect hair And the perfect skin So he put his helmet on He put his helmet on He put his helmet on Put the helmet on Put the helmet on Oh no Well he wondered what His life would be like On a rainy tuesday morning Seven years down the road So he took the 1 to christopher Walked past the boots and saddle Saw a guy in the window With a crewcut staring back He said Put the helmet on Put the helmet on Oh no.