On my couch with a joint and a beer She don't like it? I don't care She gets pissed, and I tell her chill She gets mad again Fightin', fuckin' Fartin' 'til the end, and then we wake up, and we'll do it all again Fightin', fuckin' Fartin' through the night Then we'll wake up, and we'll do it in the light ♪ She throws a punch, and we roll on the bed Rips, fartin' gives me head Count for a while then I let one rip, then we fight again Fightin', fuckin' Fartin' 'til the end, and then we'll wake up, and we'll do it all again Fightin', fuckin' Fartin' through the night And we'll wake up, and we'll do it in the light Same old sock and it ain't gonna end 'Cause I'm full of gas and semen Pull my finger, out comes the fart And then she screams again ♪ Fightin', fuckin' Fartin' 'til the end, and then we'll wake up, and we'll do it all again Fightin', fuckin' Fartin' through the night And we'll wake up, and we'll do it in the light And we'll wake up, and we'll do it in the light