I woke up hard with a pounding head
Spend all morning deleting texts
Wing sauce on my fingers
Hard liquor on my breath
Front doors broken must have kicked it in
Thats 3 this month, man I did it again
Pizza guys on my couch, reckin I made a new friend last night
I got drunk as fuck
Where'd I park my truck
Lipstick on my dick so I guess that must of got sucked
Cum stains on my jeans
Beard covered in cocaine
Weird feeling in my ass guess I must of
Shoved something up it again last night
I got drunk as fuck
Drunk as fuck
Drunk as fuck again
Boy it's hard to slow it down
When you're the hottest shit in town
Everybody and their mother always
Trying to buy you a whole fucking round
Tried double A twice that's 24 steps
No I don't drink no more
But I don't drink no less
When I quit for a week all it did for me
Was get me hooked on meth
Last night I got
Drunk as fuck
Where'd I park my truck
Lipstick on my dick so I guess that it must have got sucked
Cum stains on my jeans
Beard covered in cocaine
Weird feeling in my ass guess I must have shoved something up it again
Last night I got
Drunk as fuck
Drunk as fuck
Drunk as fuck again
My old lady said, I should quit
Have one more, and I forget
Four or five more and I'm out of control
Now she's bitching at me puking on the toilet bowl
So last night I got
Drunk as fuck
Where'd I park my truck
Lipstick on my dick so I guess that it must have got sucked
Cum stains on my jeans
Beard covered in cocaine
Weird feeling in my ass guess I must have shoved something up it again
Last night I got
Drunk as fuck
Drunk as fuck
Drunk as fuck again
Drunk as fuck
Im fucking drunk as fuck
Drunk as fuck again
And again
Fucked up on beer