Was that thunder? Was it twice? And if that's lightning, close your eyes And if you lean back a forty-five degree angle You're surprised I knocked over everything I get hold of, where's this leading? If I were captain this would be mutiny You get crushed under rocks and ice They are nearly all twice your size Can you read back, stop, rewind? I just missed that the second time And I knocked over everything I get hold of, where's this leading? If I were captain this would be mutiny I would like to disagree But if I were captain this would be mutiny Was that thunder? Was it twice? And if there's lightning strikes, close your eyes And if you lean back a forty-five degree angle You're surprised Any time that you sing When alarm bells start to ring If I were captain this would be mutiny I would like to disagree But if I were captain this would be mutiny And if I were captain this would be mutiny