The universe
Is more than just space with no end
La-la-la-la-la!
Just think of the universe as a female best friend
And you can be like
"Hey, Universe, what's happening girl?"
And she'll be like
"Oh, nothing, just running the world"
And you'll be like, "What?"
And the universe will be like, "I know!"
You're on the right track, girl
I got your back girl
I'm helping you grow
Think positive
Act positive
You are a child of the Earth!
Life-coaching!
Nailing it!
Time to take command
You dictate the hand
The universe deals
Look
Science makes no sense
Who needs evidence?
Go with your feels
I'm like a radio
Tuned to the stars
I found my frequency
Crystals speak to me
What are they saying?
Buy more crystals!
Everything, everything happens for a reason
Be a beacon of light in the world
Put a little "alright" in the world
There are spiritual guides above, look up
And see 'em!
Perception is reality
Just listen to the melody the universe sings
'Cause everything, everything happens for a reason
Gee, I hate to break it to you
The universe is just the contents of time, matter and space
Ninety one billion light-years across and the Earth's a small place
Where good people die-
No-
Yeah
In famine and wars
The Pacific Islands are sinking
But negative thinking is hardly the cause
You think life is all unicorns and rainbows 'cause you're bored
And positivity is a luxury that few can afford
We're gonna die
Yes, you and I
Meaninglessness and alone
No, no, no! No!
One day you may wake up alone
Okay?
'Cause your husband and his boyfriend brought a boat
And then they sailed away to Rome
That's specific
So you cry yourself in deep despair
Talking to the walls 'cause there's no one there
And you have to buy a cat
'Cause that's your last chance to have a family
Take it from me!
That your ageing ass will have to believe that
Everything, everything happens for a reason
Put some more fun in the world
A little "I am still young" in the world
Be prepared to take your eggs and freeze 'em-
Is this still about me?
'Cause everything, everything happens
Sounds like terrible things can happen
Because the universe is random
Yes, but
Random for a reason!
No reason!