I hate my body
I hate your body
Everybody should hate their body
Bodies are gross and dirty
And they only fade away
They get too hot or cold
Eventually, they get old
You gotta wash them, and feed them and put on clothes
Every single day
Bodies just make a mess
Every day you live means one day less
If you wanna live forever then I suggest
We just gotta take our consciousness
And put it in a box, baby
You know a box will never stop, baby
Just put your spirit in a box, baby
Baby, uh
No more racing 'gainst the clock, baby
Copy your consciousness across, baby
Oh yeah, and put it in a box, baby
Baby, baby, baby
I go to the toilet
You go to the toilet
Everybody in the whole world poops in the toilet
But do you think they really wash their hands?
And while we're on the topic
There are so many germs and they're microscopic
Never gonna stop them entering your body
Where they're all up in your glands
So you wanna touch me?
Gross
No, never
I have found a way to live forever
With a new invention that's so clever
Comes in both this custom glass and leather
Look I made a box, baby
I got a lot of them in stock, baby
So place your order for a box, baby
Baby, baby
Chinese kiddies in sweatshops, baby
I got them workin' 'round the clock, baby
They're manufacturing the box, baby
Baby, baby, baby
Daddy always said I sucked
That I was never good enough
Daddy moved away when I was nine
(Daddy moved away when he was nine)
I made this box to prove my worth
To get the love that I deserve
But now that blessed moment has arrived
Hey dad you're never getting inside
(The box, baby)
(He's got a tiny, shiny box, baby)
No, you're never, never gettin' into my box
(Just pull out a little box, baby)
No (Baby, baby)
We're gonna all live forever
(Just like a tree or children's yoghurt)
Livin' in a box
(Box)
Stack up all the bo-
(Box)
-Xes together
(Down in my storeroom, in California, stacked in the corner)
Exploring space and time and a legend
Livin' in a box
A patent-pending box for forever
For forever