The universe is more than just space with no end
Just think of the universe as a female best friend
And you can be like
"Hey universe, what's happening girl?"
And she'll be like
"Oh nothing, just running the world"
And you'll be like "What?"
And the universe would be like, "I know"
"You're on the right track girl, I got your back girl
I'm helping you grow
Think positive, act positive
You are a child of the Earth"
Oh my god, this is literally the worst
I eat superfoods
Do yoga nude
Nurturе my bliss
What is bliss?
Don't eat carbs or fat, there's no room for that
Whеn you're all this
Remember what Oprah said, "We're all made of stars"
And you get a car
You get a car
I get a car?
Are you kidding me?
Well, no
Not literally
Everything, everything happens for a reason
Be a beacon of light in the world
Put a little "all right" in the world
There are spiritual guides above look up, and see 'em
Perception is reality
Just listen to the melody the universe sings
Everything, everything happens for a reason
Gee, I hate to break it to you
The universe is just the contents of space, matter and time
Approximately ninety-one billion light-years across and benign
Each day people die, yeah
In famine and wars
The Pacific Islands are sinking
But negative thinking is hardly the cause
You can think about unicorns and rainbows all you like
But positivity is a luxury for the privileged and white
We're gonna die
Yes, you and I
In meaninglessness and alone
No-no-no
Everything, everything happens for a reason (I don't think so)
Just whisper your truth in the world
Is there a burden of proof in your world?
Seal up your fears in Tupperware and freeze 'em (Tupperware?)
Just dance your living mantra
You'll find the answer that's your tantra
The cure for cancer?
Well maybe we'll see
'Cause everything-
Nothing just happens for a reason
Spirituality is like a seed
You need to feed and water it
Be sure it sees the sun for energy
And prune the weeds of self-doubts and fear
The notion of a spirit is a heap of shit, a myth
A carrot dangled on a stick to make us infinite
And the threat of inevitable death less severe
The innate nature of nature is too- (too good)
Oh my God, did you get that from a book?
God is the consciousness between the atoms
Actually, I prefer the term "shit happens"
No one's whole until they know their soul
The soul was created for state control
Well every cloud has a silver lining
So there's a bright side to my mother dying?
Terrible things can happen for a reason
Stop making up shite about the world
Just to make yourself feel alright about the world
We're all just dodging tigers in a coliseum
You can focus like a dope on bogus, hippy, new-age hocus-pocus
But it's hopeless
You'll see
Failure's defeatist
Success is elitist
Compassion is power
Ew, I need a shower
Glory
Boring
Gaia
Haria
Karma
Drama
Nirvana
Banana
Self-realization
Self-masturbation
Interconnectedness
Human separatist
Consciousness, free wi- (Jesus, what a cliché)
Well, maybe you're better off dead
See?
Terrible things can happen, for no reason