Now it's not so cool doin' drugs in the bathroom And your girlfriend's parents probably talkin' about you You got to work hungover, spent the day in a bad mood Now you only go out 'cause you think that you have to You're fuckin' late, you're such a waste You fell asleep on the first day Well, did you think that 20-somethin' looked like this? When you gotta start growin' up all in a hurry And your parents start lookin' at you kinda worried And when the whole damn world starts doin' you dirty Well, that's what happens when you're closer to 30 Oh-oh, oh-oh I think that it's about time to start pickin' a best man I think a little more space might be a good investment 'Cause now your ex-girl's boyfriend is poppin' the question And if they get married before you, you're a dead man The party ends, you can't remember the last time you saw 10:00 p.m. Well, did you think that 20-somethin' looked like this? When you gotta start growin' up all in a hurry And your parents start lookin' at you kinda worried And when the whole damn world starts doin' you dirty Well, that's what happens when you're closer to 30 Oh-oh When you gotta start growin' up all in a hurry (oh-oh) And your parents start lookin' at you kinda worried (oh-oh) And when the whole-, starts doin' you dirty (oh-oh) Well, that's what happens when you're closer to 30 (oh, oh)