Stacy It really sucks to be your girlfriend Although you're a prolific boyfriend I'm suddenly the center of resentment in your harem And this ain't high school Why is it icy, spicy, dirty looks? It dunks my head into the brine pool The other Stacy's can be so cruel Stacy It really sucks to be your girlfriend Although you're an adequate boyfriend I'm suddenly the center of resentment in me When you go Will you keep all your alter egos? When you go Will you keep all the alter egos? Will you call me and tell me I'm hot shit? That I'm your muse and I'm a genius? Will they remind me that I'm crazy? We're all aging dramatic names like Stacy It really sucks to be your girlfriend Although you're a prolific boyfriend I'm suddenly the center of resentment in you