Stumbled into the party
No six pack in my hand
I did not know a soul
But I was there with my band
This girl came up with her boyfriend
She asked how I was doing
Said I'm good but I need a drink
So they showed me right to it
Down the drain, down the drain
Down the drain it goes
Down the drain, down the drain
How my life blows
Down the drain, drain the drain
Down the drain it goes
Down the drain, down the drain
My life blows
Went outside and I saw this girl
Oh she was looking fine
Walked right up, right up to her
But I was drunk and out of line
Took her hand right into mine
We went straight back inside
One thing led to another
I made her a teenage mother
Down the drain, down the drain
Down the drain it goes
Down the drain, down the drain
How my life blows
Down the drain, down the drain
Down the drain it goes
Down the drain, down the drain
My life blows