The Wolf This story starts with the big bad wolf As it always does in fairy stories "Hey!", says one little pig to the wolf "The rent cheque is in the mail!" Little red riding hood meets the wolf Gobble gobble gobble "Doesn't anybody shag anymore?" "Nope But I'll eat you all the same", says the wolf 400 series slash best Series, 400 slash mellwar Series, 400 slash el melljour "Crap!", said the bored wolf "Si, señor" "What's that?", says the little pig trying to look tough "Our house is made of dope" "I won't blow it down But I'll burn it to the ground and smoke it You porky little shit"