You thought I was finished?
It's the Asian drill
Ming Li on the beat
Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa
Someone stole my kimchi
My son got a B in Math
So I give my son a smack
He stupid but try to rap
No food for him, yeah he is fat
No girl want to date him 'cause he got a triple chin
When he go try work and do something
He make the wok and eat dumpling
He not tall Yao Ming but he always eat Chow Mein
He like Santa but there's no such thing
He not doctor, he is nothing
Obsessed with the girl Lin Cho
Asked her to go eat Spring Roll
But she wanted more, she wanted noodle
But he so broke, they just went home
My son got a B in Math
So I give my son a smack
He stupid but try to rap
No food for him, yeah he is fat
No girl want to date him 'cause he got a triple chin
When he go try work and do something
He make the wok and eat dumpling
My son want to eat Hot Pot but I say do Math and do not stop
He want Soba, Yoghurt, Kimbab but I say "so what?"
I am your mom
Then I caught him with Soju so I beat his ass, Kung Fu
And I hit so hard, he need tofu
But then I got bored and I went round two
I don't care if I am bad guy
I will not feed him Chatime, Pad Thai, Gyozai
I'm no senpai but why the hell you watch hentai?
I have no joy
Bok Choy
Dumb boy
My son is unemployed
My son got a B in Math
So I give my son a smack
He stupid but try to rap
No food for him, yeah he is fat
No girl want to date him 'cause he got a triple chin
When he go try work and do something
He make the wok and eat dumpling
You stupid, you useless, you failure
Get a B for Math and I will kill you
Hoiya