It's the Ming LI
Yeah, I'm back B
Got the kimchi
I'm built like Shang Chi
Wa, rice, rice, rice, rice, wa
Gotta go get me my rice
Why you make fun of my eyes?
My neighbor think I eat the mice
When I buy the food, I check the price
If it's on sale, I fight
If my card decline, I bite
If you make fun of my height
I use Kung Fu, say "sike"
My son go work at Nike
He make one dollar a night
He said that he wanna be white
So I send him to China, goodbye
I wanna eat noodle but if it's expensive
Then I sell my poodle
I never give money to kids 'cause I'm brutal
If they have a birthday, they study on Google
They go to the library for wifi
It's true, though
When they do not listen, I teach them the Judo
And I mean the Judo by doing the Sumo
And breaking their legs and crushing their, you know
Then feed them nothing but rice but it's cool though
I take all their money, I win and say "Uno!"
If there is no discount then I will not pay
I knock on the melon to check if it's good
What?
My phone go "Ring ring"
It's my cousin Ling Ling (Hello?)
She want to sing-sing
Neighbor say we Ching Ching
My phone go "Ring ring"
It's my cousin Ling Ling (Hello?)
She want to sing-sing
Neighbor say we Ching Ching
My phone go "Ring ring"
It's my cousin Ling Ling
She want to sing-sing
Neighbor say we Ching Ching
My phone go "Ring ring"
It's my cousin Ling Ling
She want to sing-sing
Neighbor say we Ching Ching
We are too poor
I can't buy the Honey and turn off the AC
I need to save money
But I am on benefits, think this is funny?
Put water in rice and that is so yummy
My income three dollar a day 'cause I'm a dummy
My son try to ask me "Yo, mommy do you love me?"
Boy in the mirror, you are so ugly
You never eat food, just look at your tummy
We only drink tap water, never buy the coke
I'm not trying to be cheap, it's because we are broke
I beat my kids if they get a B
This is not a joke
If our rent price does get higher, I will get a stroke
My phone go "Ring ring"
It's my cousin Ling Ling (Hello?)
She want to sing-sing
Neighbor say we Ching Ching
My phone go "Ring ring"
It's my cousin Ling Ling (Hello?)
She want to sing-sing
Neighbor say we Ching Ching