Leave you to your desert in my old dusty pickup Think of your blond hair and tanned skin and all that good stuff Remember how you let me goose you under that table Gave me a few naughty glances but that's about all Now I am splitting my side, I guess I get the joke You wax on so serious, wash off an unpolished flirt Told me how hard your youth was 'cause your father's a cop But I'm sure that you'd be delighted to get me locked up And this is A Cruel Attempt at My lonely heart and I'm loving it But don't think For a minute That I'm falling I am a man that gets lost in a blush and a sigh You're nothing rare, I get snagged and thrown back all the time But I'll give you this much, I can't slip your crooked smile It's always the one's you can't taste that you'll never deny And this is A Cruel Attempt at My lonely heart and I'm loving it But don't think For a minute That I'm falling