Did you know flowers fuuuck?
Did you know that's why they get all dressed up
And spreeeaad their petals out
Strut their stuff
Bees can't get enough
Crateva regiliosa, or, perfect flower preciosa
Has a both a pistol and a stamen meaning it can find its way in on its own
Cleistogamous, extremely monogomous, these flowers are autonomous, bottomless, pollenless, unless they choose to,
Often they refuse to
Their beauty is for them and not you
Oh yes it's true
But the needy, seedy
Might just make you plead
Anemophilous flowers use the wind to breed
Call it greed
I'm talking birch, maple, and ragweed
The pollen comes from far away
Sometimes travelling all day
The stamens, featherlike, begin to sway
And the pollen is typically small-grained, very light, and of little nutritional value to animals...
But don't you judge the plant reality,
Cos some flowers are into beastiality,
They pull a little trick and say come look at me
I'm just as sexy as that little birdie
Cos every bug and every bird that swings the floral way
Has that special secret blossom with whom they can play
And the fruits of their lovin are as sweet as can be
So pop em in your lovers mouth and lick the juice up and saaay
Did you know flowers fuuuuck?
Did you know that's why they get all dressed up
And spreeeadd their petals out
Strut their stuff
Bees can't get enouuugh
Oooh ohhhh oh
Oooh ohhh oh
Woooahh
I have to regail ya i'm not tryin to scare ya
But that there azailea is plant genitalia