You squeeze
Into your jeans
Kiss me on the cheek as you leave
It's always fun, 'til it's all done
And I still feel like I want something more
I want something deep
I want something nobody else ever sees
I want to touch you there
And I really don't mind the hair
You only live once so let me lick your asshole, your asshole
You only live once so let me lick your asshole, your asshole
I know it's scary
And sometimes hairy
But I want to know you, Jerry
For what are we waiting
Why bother dating
You only live once so let's stop hesitating
I get that you fear it might make you queer
But wouldn't that news be useful to hear
C'mon lemme see 'em
Your cheeks and your perineum
That cute little starfish, your scrotum and lingam
Give 'em a wash, rinse and repeat
An enema is better than the risk of disease, that's true
Now you're feeling hot
So fresh and so clean
Give me a taste of those fresh salad greens
You only live once so let me lick your asshole, your asshole
You only live once so let me lick your asshole, your asshole
Just 'cause you're straight
Don't mean you got no prostate
Babe that wasn't no mistake when I slipped onto your taint
Let me in
It ain't no sin
Yeah, that freaky little pink
I wanna get kinky in the stink
Don't bother trimmin'
Don't mind the linens
I'll be winnin'
I'm gonna be rimmin' you
You only live once so let me lick your asshole, your asshole
You only live once so let me lick your asshole, your asshole