It's hard to be a feminist and still want dick
It's hard to care what other people think and still be over it
It's hard to be objectified just the right amount
And sometimes still have sex with dudes
When they deserve to be called out
Yup
I'm an educated woman and I know my stuff
But I like my lovers with a little scruff
If I could take a pill that would remove this curse
I'd never talk to straight men 'cause they're the worst
Men kill people, men start wars
But at the same time they're totes adorbs
I worry fucking subjugators makes me a traitor
And then I get wet and decide to think about it later
It's hard to be a feminist and still want dick
It's hard to care what other people think and still be over it
It's hard to be objectified just the right amount
And sometimes still have sex with dudes
When they deserve to be called out
I'm not a man-hater I'm sad to say
Look, patriarchy is great for a lay
We can have a bunch of sex if we speak bluntly
We can have even more if we're quiet and hungry
I spend my days making life harder
For guys who don't acknowledge their inherent power
But night comes around and it's time to relax
I'm sick of talking
I just want some ass
It's hard to be a feminist and still want dick
It's hard to care what other people think and still be over it
It's hard to be objectified just the right amount
And sometimes still have sex with dudes
When they deserve to be called out
My inner Steinem wants to object
But my inner broken hymen says he's so erect
I wanna write a think piece for Jezebel
About this problematic blowjob and my special place in hell
When it's all over it's time to take stock
Were all these compromises worth five minutes of cock
I don't want to slut-shame anyone
But come on Rachel, what have you done
It's hard to be a feminist and still want dick
It's hard to care what other people think and still be over it
It's hard to be objectified just the right amount
And sometimes still have sex with dudes
I really like having sex with dudes
Earlier today I had some sex with dudes
I yell and then I have sex with dudes
When they deserve to be called out