Her hands doesn't know a thing about romance Blinked twice now I reckon she's got lice, nice huh She dragged me to her car We brought my bike into the city I was lonely (But) just because you told me It's not that I like you or so But my brain craves a dose Oh I know that it's gross But I ain't nothing but a John Doe (You gotta try it) But this time, you'll find Nothing but a John Doe (There's no denying) But it was never so easy for me Big bang over my head A thousand stones knocking me dead Knocking me dead Knocking me dead Knocking me dead Knocking me dead Her plants need a little loving from my hands Meanwhile melancholy struck a chord miles high She dragged me to her car We brought my bike into the city I was lonely Not because you told me And I think I like you or so, but my brain won't let go Oh I know that it's gross But I ain't nothing but a John Doe (You gotta try it) But this time, you'll find Nothing but a John Doe (There's no denying) But it was never so easy for me Big bang over my head A thousand stones knocking me dead Knocking me dead Knocking me dead Knocking me dead Knocking me dead