Hey DJ Turturro, tail them about this
Waik up in the afternoon surrounded by shladies
They were so good I won't even make them pay me
I hearing message on my phone from other night
Just your mowther saying she loves my shaith
Go to kitchenwette, grab a cereal bowl
Eat some Flava Flapes, go thaim covered in gowld
I kick down the door, time to go offside
Got attacked by a rat but now he have died
So I walk to the store with rat in hand
And I try to sell it to the grocery man
He say, Not today, we have rats already
But talk to my son, his name is Freddie
I say I cannot, I am a busy man
But he comes at me with bread in hand
I said to the man don't get hystericul
Don't hate me, I'm a Meedul eest Meericul
I got all ten fingers, I'm a Meedul eest Meericul
I got a 10-pack of Sprike, I'm a Meedul eest Meericul
I made a slam donk, I'm a Meedul eest Meericul
I made a Hhat out of grass, I'm a Meedul eest Meericul
Bowt now he liv in Yew Nork
I run from the store, but the old man chase me
Hopped on tha byke, so the old man race me
Dropped thumb tack, so the man miss place me
Made a ten foil hat, now the cowps can't trace me
Met a young cait, and his name was Jaims
I said to him, Don't you think that name is strange
He looked me owp and down, but he didn't make a sownd
Then he jumped to the grownd and he rolled all around
Looked at a clock, it was after ate
Forgot about school, now I'm running lait
I ran to my seat and said I was delaid
But I got kicked out cuz I've never paid
I got so angry that I went to the deen
He said, This is Joke College, it isn't fhree
I said it iz mistake is shurely clerical
Don't expail me, I'm a Meedul eest Meericul
I've got schfourteen brothers, I'm a Meedul eest Meericul
I once saw uh bird, I'm a Meedul eest Meericul
I invented iced tee, I'm a Meedul eest Meericul
I don't know any Karls, I'm a Meedul eest Meericul
Bowt now he liv in Yew Nork
And now he live in Yew Nork