Eddie to Jerry, Jerry to Eddie
Eddie to Jerry, Jerry to Eddie
Eddie to Jerry, Jerry to Eddie
One eez a hairy and one iz never reddy
Lait me tail ewe abowt Jerry aind Eddie
Won hev a hairs likea parthy confetti
Won iz never ready
For oon dait ain
Won at a video gaim iz a grate
Won hev a late fee
Over ait super stacy's
One hait cheeze ain thain thee
Owther won ait cheeze
Won likea bakery
Won likea bezbol
Won likea movie with Travolt calling Spezbawl, u know thet one
Won likea bycyclette
Won like a trikuklette
Won like armenian idolette
He watch it every nite
Ain won hev oo sanduwech ain
Downt takea byte
Won hev a tightlight
Won hez yoonderbite
Won hez oo yoonderpaints tight ain won
Won ait corporashun he bows
But whain he play at uh sloot machine he lowst
One hev auh nowmber 1, won hev uh caulk gun
One hev uh breed calling docks-hunt
Othur hev uh dait, He go
The other hev a lait fee ain He Dont Even know
Bet he wown't pay ith
One have a Daybeet
One he refuse to use a credit
Let it go
I jowst tailling ewe sew
Thee deefrinces between thaim you will No
Eddie to Jerry, Jerry to Eddie
Eddie to Jerry, Jerry to Eddie
Eddie to Jerry, Jerry to Eddie
One eez hairy and one iz never reddy
Lait me tale you a secerette like a majeek
Jerry hev uh baithroom ain Eddie downt hev it
Eddie haiv oo Baithtowb
Jerry hev foootrub
Both uv thaim haiv two glove too shoe
Two waleet, meecroesoft bowth uv thaim install it
Eddie see a telie phowne bowt Jerry maybe cawl eet
Bowth uv thaim haiv two sowck one shoe
Bowt at crowswawlk Jerry dont know what to do
Jerry hev oo fooot caik
Eddie haiv paincake
Eddie's mowm baik bowt
Not as goodth ais Jerrie's mowm
I taiste won uv their caikes, ain
Eddie's mowm aid howt sawce az mistake
Jerry like futball
Eddy six feet tall
Jerry stowck mowthbawll
Eddie eat uh meetbawl
Jerry know how to rown
Ain eddie pay tain for a rubber baind gown
I dont know wheech bowt one of had uh meecrowwaiv
I theenk it waz tha one weeth tha crowded environment
I think thait waz Jerry bowt it culd hev been Eddie
One hed a peppermaint ain dont gait maissy
One hev uh oo pumcake
One likea Jenny Lake
Jerry like to sownbaithe
Bowt nowt ait Eny laik
Eddie like not even Gow, but
Now diffrence butween thaim you will know
Jerry to Eddie, Eddie to Jerry
Jerry to Eddie, Eddie to Jerry
Jerry to Eddie, Eddie to Jerry
One iz never ready ain one iz a hairy