TV Land, your lick is all you have to your name Cowboy town, I'm only worth the studs I can nail to the bar In my Charabanc, I'll cut across and find you, my love When I do-ooh-ooh Honey, check it out, you got me vexed tonight I'll sit here and wait for the rising tide Take a little time out to convalesce When you make the catch, could you drop me a line? Even out the ratio of work to sex and process to pleasure See all things they take measure when you're bitter All friends become peers in the high court of all down the shitter Meet quibble and bicker, we met them through squabble and quarrel They're good friends of hassle, they're here for a while TV Land, your lick is all you have to your name Cowboy town, I'm only worth the studs I can nail to the bar In my Charabanc, I'll cut across and find you, my love When I do-ooh-ooh Well, you could say that I jumped the gun But our game was one of push and pull One day push comes to shove, leaves town in a cut-and-shut That's my blood on the floor, love don't live here no more TV Land, your lick is all you have to your name Cowboy town, I'm only worth the studs I can nail to the bar In my Charabanc, I'll cut across and find you, my love When I do-ooh-ooh