Every Sunday I get lilacs in the mail No matter where I am Moscow, Dresden, or New York White lilacs Even in winter When the trees are frozen and bare Impossibly they come Lilacs at my door How can I live up to this? Sometimes I'm a good man And sometimes I am not A lover, Serge? No, no Natalya Not a lover Just a lady who likes lilacs I guess And who likes you She doesn't even know me She admires you from afar! Your music must have done something to her Maybe she's my secret muse And she's letting it build up inside of me Maybe each lilac is just one part of a puzzle And they all fit together Thousands of lilacs In a grand cathedral Where the sun comes in through the flowers But I need them all Every last one Only when they're all together When they're finally all together All the lilacs will come to life They'll spring up and dance a rhumba Dance on my chest And then they'll race to an open field And they'll climb over each other And they'll build this great thing Or maybe the lilacs are poisoning you Maybe the lilacs are blocking you Maybe she's an anti-muse Maybe so Have you been to see Dahl yet? The hypnotherapist? Yes I mean, I'm going to I mean, I think I already have You should go Get out of the house I have students today But be back by five The priest is coming by To help us get an audience with the Tsar Priest? I told you this Yes, yes of course! You do still want to get married, cousin? Cousin, yes I do