Now, this is a cheap little concert And I am a cheap little guy I'm going to abuse your eardrums I'm going to make fun of your eyes This whole concert is a great big hunk of Shit, yeah! But I'm glad to be working And I'm proud to be a part of it Oh, yeah (Oh, yeah) Oh, yeah (Oh, yeah) Oh, yeah! Yeah! It's great to have work in a nightclub It's great to have something to eat (To eat) I could just be out doing sessions Like all of the schmucks in the street It's true you may never understand what the show is all a- -Bout, yeah! But I'm the guy singing And you're the dolts who paid to find out Oh, yeah (Oh, yeah) Oh, yeah (Oh, yeah) Ba Ba ba ba Ba ba Ba ba ba Ba Ba ba ba Ba ba Ba ba ba Oh, it's so cheap! We're so cheap! They're so cheap! We're all so fuckin' cheap! Cheap! Cheap! Che ap! (It's so cheap) Optional sunset strip tacky ending: Cheap, yeah!