Everything we say is true Cause we'd never lie to you Yes we're punks and we're not even acting. It's the blind leading the blind But you kids don't seem to mind We're illegal immoral and fattening And all the things we thinks are cool They all tell us we can't do When's the last time you saw one of them start laughing? So we advocate good times Throw your consciences aside Be illegal immoral and fattening Illegal - We won't break, just bend the law Immoral - Use your body that's what it's for And fattening - You can gain some weight. You can learn to hate. All you know are lies and we're pop star spies! Blowing holes through your rock'n'roll balloons, Yeah Holes through your rock'n'roll... Well you've heard it all before Gurus at your door With another phony plan to clear your head up??... again And if we do we'll tell you when We're illegal immoral and fed up Illegal - Watch out for the man in blue Immoral - Gotta get ...????? followin' you And fattening - You can gain some weight. You can learn to hate. All you know are lies and we're pop star spies! Blowing holes through your rock'n'roll balloons, Yeah Holes through your rock'n'roll...