Zacharia, Zacharia Anxiety messiah You're a bad babysitter But good at being quiet Zacharia, Zacharia Zacharia Yeah it's cheap, it came from China Your stomach liner You're the kind that gets weak at the knees And you ramble when you start to speak Zacharia, liar I feel where you're coming from Zacharia, liar Like you, I was born in the baby boom Zach-of-mia, Zacharia It's fine you're tired There might be something good on TV And she Knows it's cheap, it came from China Your stomach liner You're the kind that gets weak at the knees And it knocks you off of your feet Zacharia, liar I feel where you're coming from Zacharia, liar You know, I was born in the baby boom Zacharia, liar I feel where you're coming from Zacharia, liar Like you, I was born in the baby boom Zacharia talks a lot and he worries about what he's said loads Later in bed, loads (And loads, and loads, and loads, and loads!)