Music - Dave Ding dong Is anyone home Welcome to the block Notice I didn't knock Where're you from Were you in Vietnam Or were you Smart enough to duck What about Something for lunch By the way What do you weigh You must come to my church I know you'll Give and give So welcome to the block On Saturday mornings I mow the yard Saturday mornings He mows the yard Welcome wagon, welcome wagon Won't you be my friend Welcome wagon, welcome wagon Till the bitter end I'd like to go back To SaoPaulo South America Down in Brazil Then it was off To Rio De Janeiro I was still thinking About SaoPaulo The beautiful beaches Of Ipanemia Wasn't long We saw the Tonga Over the mountains Through the jungles On our way to Humberto's place South America down in Brazil Welcome wagon, welcome wagon Won't you be my friend Welcome wagon, welcome wagon Till the bitter end No one is home Next time Leave a message On my telephone Can you hear Scottish bagpipes On LSD Listen now Take a Ride Don't you remember From back in '83 You had a crush On me Now you wont look my way Just yesterday I won the lottery Now you remember Follow me Like a cat I'm with the In crowd Drive a Rolls Royce Let the butler Take your hat Whoever thought Reality could be a dream Just yesterday I won the lottery Welcome wagon, welcome wagon Won't you be my friend Welcome wagon, welcome wagon Till the bitter end