It's nylon or it's nothing, it's poetry seduction It's wanna-be postmodern, a course devoid of any truth Leave me alone and pick up the phone and call your lonely mom It's all about the issues that touch you deep when you're alone It's all about the sixteen that I received on my ACT Leave me alone and pick up the phone and call your lonely mom I'd turn you on if I knew how, but that is not an option I'd let you cop a feel tonight, but then you'd have to turn on the lights Leave me alone, I'm drinking all alone So why don't you come and take me home, leave me alone, leave me alone