They say your middle name is trouble But I know it's Caroline They say you remind them of problems But I think you look like Audrey Caroline, I know That you put on a show Everytime you two disagree This heart is a stone No one will ever break it This heart is a stone Close to you it breaks easily Because everything that they say It tells me to go away But everything that I feel Tells me to stay They say they can smell the drama But I know it's "No. 5" They say you only bring heartache But I know you brought a bottle of wine Caroline, I know That you put on a show Everytime you two disagree This heart is a stone No one will ever break it This heart is a stone Close to you it breaks easily Because everything that they say It tells me to go away But everything that I feel Tells me to stay They say you're like a Monday morning I say you're like a Friday night I don't get their point Anytime is a good time for being with you This heart is a stone No one will ever break it This heart is a stone Close to you it breaks easily Because everything that they say It tells me to go away But everything that I feel Tells me to stay