I was wrong, I was wrong I was wrong, I was wrong But one day I'ma gonna find me a mermaid One day I'ma gonna be a vampire One day I'ma gonna live that dream With a house on the hill Grass blowing in the breeze Yeah, I was wrong, but wrong ain't me Wrong ain't me I was wrong about my strength I was wrong about the weight But one day I'ma gonna have me a calico Kitty named Joni named after my hero One day I'm gonna have a doggy leash A dalmatian with spots like Rorschach ink Yeah, I was wrong but wrong ain't me Wrong ain't me I done wrong, I done wrong I done wrong, I done wrong But one day I'm gonna dress up like a penguin Talkin' tuxedo party for all my real friends One day these broken songs we sing Gonna help somebody find a remedy Yeah, we done wrong But wrong ain't we Wrong ain't we I was wrong... But wrong ain't me Wrong ain't me