Sittin back in my cozy coupe
Sipping on my cream of crab soup
Smelling that back river stench
I saw you sitting on the bench
You look so sweet and you look so fine
I really wanna make you mine
There's just one thing ya gotta know
Before our loving starts to show
I ain't from Catonsville
And I aint from Owings Mills
I ain't from Cockeysville
I ain't from Ellicott City
Where I'm from is trashy and small
I know you haven't seen it all
From Middle River to Deep Creek
It's where we're from and we want you to see that
We are just Essex Boys
We don't care about the noise
We wanna grow our hair
And act like we don't care
You can find me in the Essex woods
Swimming in shit water just as I should
Then I'll skate my way
Past Eastern Avenue
Just looking around for something I can do
You and me, you can bring your jorts
We'll make our down to Cox's Point
We'll sit on down in front of the bay
Watching the sunset as our fears fade away
Some say this town is too small
But I don't feel that way at all
I guess some people just don't seem
To find the beauty in the garbage I see
One day when we're roaming around
Right by your hometown
We'll knock on your door just to say
WE ARE ESSEX BOYS AND WERE HERE TO STAY
We are just Essex Boys
We don't care about the noise
We wanna grow our hair
And act like we don't care