Who-oh
Cos I name this ship H.M.S. Disaster
H.M.S. Disaster, H.M.S. Disaster
I name this ship H.M.S. Disaster
H.M.S. Disaster, H.M.S. Disaster
Here we go again
In the wash we'll swim
No room to do your thing
And the captain in blue
Well, he told us we're alright
Gave us pittance pay
Fooled us we're on course
But the bos'un was blind
Who-oh
Cos I name this ship H.M.S. Disaster
H.M.S. Disaster, H.M.S. Disaster
I name this ship H.M.S. Disaster
H.M.S. Disaster, H.M.S. Disaster
Hull, it sprang a leak
Water in the bread
"A mutiny!" cried Clive
Freedom for all
Swiftly walking planks
The captain takes the plunge
No land in sight
And we're sinking down fast
Oh my golly
And there's a
Mutiny! La-la-la-la
Mutiny! La-la-la-la
Mutiny! La-la-la-la
Mutiny! La-la-la-la
And there's a
Mutiny! La-la-la-la
Mutiny! La-la-la-la
Mutiny! La-la-la-la
Mutiny! La-la-la-la
I name this ship, I name this ship
I name this ship, I name this ship
I name this ship, I name this ship
I name this ship
H.M.S. Disaster