This is the greatest and best song in the world Tribute Long time ago, me and my brother Kyle here We was hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon In the middle of the road And he said "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls" (souls) Well, me and Kyle We looked at each other And we each said "Okay" And we played the first thing that came to our heads Just so happened to be The best song in the world It was the best song in the world Look into my eyes and it's easy to see One and one makes two, two and one makes three It was destiny Once every hundred thousand years or so When the sun doth shine, and the moon doth glow And the grass doth grow Well, needless to say The beast was stunned Whip-crack went his whoopy tail And the beast was done He asked us, "Be you angels?" And we said nay We are but men, rock! Ah-ah-ah, ah-ya Wo-oh, wo-oh This is not the greatest song in the world, no This is just a tribute Couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, yeah - no! This is a tribute To the greatest song in the world, alright It was the greatest song in the world, alright This is the best motherfuckin' song, the greatest song in the world, alright ♪ Lucifer ♪ And the peculiar thing is this, my friends The song that we played on that fateful night Didn't sound anything like this song Because this is just a tribute You gotta believe me And I wish you were there Just a matter of opinion Oh, what the fuck Good God, gotta love him I'm so surprised to find you can't stop me now The fiery ring of fire It's motherfucking, the greatest song Alright Alright