Where is my Peggy Sue I could use a Rosaletta If there is a long tall Sally out there I'm dying to meet her Why can't i hear Beth calling me Why can't i be the one to make Sara smile I wish i was arm in arm with Jeannie, Jeannie Walking down the aisle Oh yeah, all right But i got no Mary Jane There's no sloopy or dancing queen I'm just a fool in the rain Waiting on my Billie Jean Chorus I want an Angie, a Mandy, a Candy-o A devil in a dress of blue A Roseanna, Diana, Sweet Caroline I'd even take a Runaround Sue Oh yeah, all right Well, i never got to scream for a Layla, I never saw Mary Ann, walking away. I never danced on the sand with a Rio Woke up with a Maggie Mae. I dialed 8 6 7 5 3 0 9 But there was no Jenny, Jenny. Why can't get myself a brown-eyed girl When Willie Nelson loved so many? And why does Jack have Diane? And Billy Joe have Bobby Sue? And everybody had Roxanne Except you know whooooooo Chorus Come on Well, i'd take any ole Suzy Q I got no reason to be picky She could be a goody goody two shoes Or she could be my Darlin' Nikki Oh Brandy would be such a fine girl And so would the sweet Judy Blue I guess i sound just like that other fella Cause you know i wish that i had Jesse's girl too Oh yeah, all right But i'd die for a kiss from Allison Even though i know she'd break my heart Or give me a lo lo Lola Minus the extra part Chorus x 2 You know i'd even take a Runaround Sue Well i'd even take a Runaround Sue Oh yeah, all right