Daddy shaved his beard today Mustache and sideburns went away Daddy's lips are really small Doesn't have a chin at all Daddy made a big mistake My father used to shave, my dad had a beard And then, literally, every ten years would shave his beard Like, didn't ask us, just fucking came out of nowhere, shaved. It was Any time my father shaved his beard, it was the only time you saw him look vulnerable. When he first came out of the bathroom, he was like... I was like, "Dad has dimples?" I didn't know dad had dimples." "It'll grow back." "Why'd you do it?" "I don't know." "It was, It was itchy." "It's been itchy for ten fucking years?"