Tall, dark, and type A as hell No problem picking up after yourself The aftermath of hurricane me, the wreckage you know that I leave Clothes, books and plates on the shelves If somebody lived here, well you couldn't tell The hurt, the hate, the crisis of us, swept under an Ikea rug We would judge everyone else, like we were spotless Didn't see no dirty laundry in the closet You kept it so neat, just like your whiskey So how did we end so messy Messy Kissed a girl, trashed in a bar Now everyone knows just how two faced you are Playing the victim with all of our friends, say sorry but do it again We would judge everyone else, like we were spotless Didn't see no dirty laundry in the closet You kept it so neat, just like your whiskey So how did we end so messy Messy Shiny and polished, this house is dishonest Got so much in common with you Misrepresentation, the mess you were making Blew up in the face of the truth Play dirty, it's just what you do We would judge everyone else, like we were spotless Didn't see no dirty laundry in the closet You kept it so neat, just like your whiskey So how did we end so messy Messy Messy