I've never been worse, thanks for asking Is it making you nervous, all this honesty? Oh, I'm sorry if you're a little uncomfortable But I'm uncomfortable watching you shift in your seat How do I look like I've been doing? Week old wine stain on my jeans And the last of last night's makeup Is barely hanging on just like me But if you've got time for whiskey And if you've got time to smoke If you've got time to sit here, I get it if you don't But don't go asking questions That you don't want answers to I've got too much to say and I'll tell it all to you From heroin to cheating, I've lost a lot of people I'm not a victim but I didn't bring it on myself And I'm an open book with an open ending And, hell, I'm just glad you asked me for yourself I've got more unclaimed baggage Than an airport lost and found If no one picks it up, it just goes Round and round and round But if you've got time for whiskey And if you've got time to smoke If you've got time to sit here, I get it if you don't But don't go asking questions That you don't want answers to I've got too much to say and I'll tell it all to you Yeah, I'll tell it all, I'll tell it all to you Oh, honey, I'm not trying to shock you I don't wanna freak you out I'm just talking about the things That we don't talk about So if you've got time for whiskey And if you've got time to smoke If you've got time to sit here, I know you probably won't But don't go asking questions That you don't want answers to I've got too much to say and I'll tell it all to you I'll tell it all I'll tell it all I'll tell it all I'll tell it all to you