Woke up Monday morning with my head in the dirt and I was feeling just fine 'till I went out to work And it was looking like I was gonna have a shit day and it was a shit day for the rest of the year Hey! Is this the place you work? Oh I like your office sir, officer pull me over (Oh shit!) End of the weeknessessary need to quit my job And you're still staring at that piece of paper I didn't fill out I didn't fill out, I didn't fill out Here I am, pale and weak, sucking on the Last insult of the week, being on the Blacklist of my own company And all you left-alones Throwing your sticks and stones To the other man, to the better man and me Woke up Monday morning with my head in the clouds 'till I heard my boss scream "I have to see you now!" So I went to his desk, and he locked the door and he told me I didn't have to come back anymore I can't explain but it felt so good, even though I lost a job where the money was so good So I went back home to celebrate But you're still staring at that piece of paper, I didn't fill out, I didn't fill out. I didn't! Here I am, pale and weak, sucking on the Last insult of the week, being on the Blacklist of my own company And all you left-alones Throwing your sticks and stones To the other man, to the better man and me! And all you left-alones Throwing your sticks and stones To the other man, to the better man To the other man, to the better man To the other man, to the better man and me!