Woke up to 100 texts
Had my boots on in my bed
And I said never again, again
Hangover hadn't even wore off
By the time my buddy called
Damn dog
What time did you
Get in
Heard it was poppin' like a roman candle
You went all Chuck Norris
On a bottle of Daniel's
Brought your A-Game last night
Man they said
You had a hell of a time
I said you don't even know
I was on top of the bar
Doin shots
Stole the mic from the band
Said can I get again
Hell yeah
Then I made a move on a girl
She was hot dude
We danced nonstop
Yeah you really
Missed out man
'Cause the party was cruzin'
Got the pictures
To prove it
But there's only
So much fun this phone will show
No you don't even know
Just checked my bank account
Hell I bout fell out
Man how am I gonna pay my rent
Must've bought the town
Rounds
Yeah we were throwin' down
May sound crazy
But I'd do it again
He laughed and said
Man you're out of control
I just said bro
You don't even know
I was on top of the bar
Doin shots
Stole the mic from the band
Said can I get again
Hell yeah
Then I made a move on a girl
She was hot dude
We danced nonstop
Yeah you really
Missed out man
'Cause the party was cruzin'
Got the pictures
To prove it
But there's only
So much fun this phone will show
No you don't even know
No you don't even know
I was on top of the bar
Doin shots
Stole the mic from the band
Said can I get again
Hell yeah
Then I made a move on a girl
She was hot dude
We danced nonstop
Yeah you really
Missed out man
'Cause the party was cruzin'
Got the pictures
To prove it
But there's only
So much fun this phone will show
No you don't even know
No, man you don't even know