You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus, and as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
♪ Just face the music You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch And I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole ♪ You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch, yes, you are You're a nasty-wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch Yes, you're stink, stank, you're stunk Yes, you are, Mr. Grinch, yes, you are