Hungover with my therapist
She's trying to be real delicate
In telling me I need to get my sh*t together
All I've purchased this whole week
Is Chick fil a and nicotine
My bank account is beggin me
To treat her better
If I am never going to be enough
Then I might as well do what I want
If I'm broke then I'm a quitter
If I'm single then I'm bitter
I'm just a Jess looking for her Nick Miller
If I'm home - I'm a loner
If I smoke - I'm a stoner
Can't hit it out of the park but I'm still a home runner
I'm a blessed one, stressed one, a little bit depressed one
But if I'm a mess, it might as well be a hot one
I don't sleep too much at night
And too much with boys I don't like
I don't understand the hype
So I just drop em
I spilled coffee on my dress
It's ironic, I'm obsessed
Everyone knows hot girls
Have stomach problems
If I am never going to be enough
Then I might as well do what I want
If I'm broke then I'm a quitter
If I'm single then I'm bitter
I'm just a Jess looking for her Nick Miller
If I'm home - I'm a loner
If I smoke - I'm a stoner
Can't hit it out of the park but I'm still a home runner
I'm a blessed one, stressed one, a little bit depressed one
But if I'm a mess, it might as well be a hot one
Blessed, stressed
I'm broke, single, but damn sure I'll still mingle
Write songs I don't like, over analyze my life
Break hearts for the art, sing Taylor Swift lyrics in the car
I cry all the time, but swear to God I'm alright
If I'm broke then I'm a quitter
If I'm single then I'm bitter
I'm just a Jess looking for her Nick Miller
If I'm home - I'm a loner
If I smoke - I'm a stoner
Can't hit it out of the park but I'm still a home runner
I'm a blessed one, stressed one, a little bit depressed one
But if I'm a mess, it might as well be a hot one