Dreams they never come they just come undone All my sweaters shrank in the wash Classic when you're dead but now It's bedroom pop So I'll run my car seat in the garage Or drink myself to death yelling at the TV Cause I'm too scared put a bullet through my head Rivers coulda done another Pinkerton But he made Hurly instead Red hands He's just a business man You're the glistening light We've all been praying for You're the golden ship in a Sea of assholes Shake hands Will, I'm your biggest fan Soft hands You're just a business man Friends come out and drink and have a good old time But it never seems to go anywhere The numbers dwindle as they all get married and die Rumors excite the air We've all been pissing in the same damn pot And we've all caught syphilis So why can't I Rise above the rest? I've got big plans You'll never understand Break hands I'm just a stoneage man Don't be disappointed Don't be so concerned Pile up all the evidence We need a flag to burn burn burn Get out of the past, pull your head out of your ass We won't have social security Kennedy was an inside job, the American dream is dead This isn't 1953 SO SO SO SO So shake hands The devil is a business man