Youth group lock-ins are a really strange concept that Youth group leaders seem to really like It's like "Let's take some repressed, hormonal teenagers And put 'em in a church and hope they find Jesus overnight" Like Jesus is a ghost hiding in the church And if you just stay long enough you'll find him But in my experience the only thing you find Is your sexuality! This one's for the kids who had their sexual awakening at the youth group lock-in It must have been confusing and I hope you're doing well Be kind to yourself Take care of that kid You're not what they said about you And a loser in a button up can't send you to hell No Church camp, youth group they really tried it on us Now we're grown up and we're fucked up Is there still a God we can trust? Youth group, church camp they really tried it on us Now I'm grown up and I'm fucked up Is there still a God I can trust? If you're out there, I'm waiting If you're out there, I'm praying If you're out there, I'm waiting If you're out there, I'm praying