Bitch I ain't Bindi My dad isn't Steve I don't fuck with these birds when they flock around me Snake Fake Look like a roach let's get the raid Niggas be lame as fuck, bored as fuck Hate and debate Speakin' on me like their name was Virginia This ain't Q and A Tracy Grimshaw Bitch I've been sure I'm that bitch ACA they talking 'bout me 60 minutes they creeping on me Just like Liz Haze Bitch I been paid I'm the shit ACA they talking 'bout me 60 minutes they creeping on me I'm Cathy Freeman while you're sitting on the bench Bitch I'm in the field While you sit behind a fence I would invite you but they wouldn't let you in (sucks for you) Doing laps like Thorpe Bitch you can't even swim Left, right Left, right Left, right, left When I shake my ass It's gonna wake up Jeff (huh) My booty jiggle Work the middle When I shake and I wiggle My booty jiggle Work the middle When I shake it they whistle Popping it back like a pistol Bitch I'm the bomb like a missile Left, right Left, right Left, right, left When I shake my ass It's gonna wake up Jeff (huh) My booty jiggle Work the middle When I shake and I wiggle My booty jiggle Work the middle When I shake it they whistle Popping it back like a pistol Bitch I'm the bomb like a missile Like Lee Lin Chin I'm a ten Like Julia Make a fool a ya Like Kylie They can't get me out of their head Natalie Imbruglia 'Cause I vogue And I pose Petite like Danii Minogue I run the show like I'm Rove First Lady like Jackie O (where's Kyle?) All the girls they feel me 30 side to Sydney (Sydney) Nickname Roy Whitney I test 12 and they can miss me I'm up to bat like Ponting Crocodile Dundee I'm stunting Like Shane I need a dozen Tell Curtis take it out the oven (come take it out) I'm Cathy Freeman (the motherfucking) While you're sitting on the bench (oven, Curtis) Bitch I'm in the field (I'm ready, I'm fucking ready) While you sit behind a fence I would invite you but they wouldn't let you in Doing laps like Thorpe Bitch you can't even swim Left, right Left, right Left, right, left When I shake my ass It's gonna wake up Jeff (huh) My booty jiggle Work the middle When I shake and I wiggle My booty jiggle Work the middle When I shake it they whistle Popping it back like a pistol Bitch I'm the bomb like a missile Left, right Left, right Left, right, left When I shake my ass It's gonna wake up Jeff (huh) My booty jiggle Work the middle When I shake it and I wiggle My booty jiggle Work the middle When I shake it they whistle Popping it back like a pistol Bitch I'm the bomb like a missile I mother fucking swear, man That's on Aussie, Aussie, oi, oi, oi Ok? That's on being the new face of fucking Australia You know? White Australia has a black history And a motherfuckin' black future And that's on me, Mulalo Word to Julia Gillard for dragging the fuck Out of Tony Abbott that one time And Tony Abbott I never want to see you in a budgie smuggler again Ok? Never